DAVID SHALE

Age: 19

Height: 5'9

Weight: 148

Hometown: Tamarack, MASS

Bad Habits: Obsessing over cycling. Drinking Lite beer.
Almost made it to the Olympics... almost.

AUNT ELSIE

Age: 57

Height: 5'6

Weight: 157

Hometown: Castle Point

Bad Habits: Collecting pictures of every family member... ever. Has a suspiciously good cure for hangovers up her sleeve.